The Wacky Awards (GameCrashers End of The Year Show!)

[DarkSideRob]

Hey everyone,
In preparation for our end of the year show, where we'll be talking about our bests and worsts of 2009, I wanted to try something fun and different. We all know about the usual categories like "Best RPG" or "Most Badassiest Protagonist" or whatever.

Let's make some new categories like "Best Death Animation" or "Worst in-game Banter" or really nutty stuff like "Best use of flapjacks in a jrpg" or whatever. If you think of something crazy and a game you'd like to nominate for the award, post it here and we'll read it on the show.

If we get enough responses, we might even turn it into a contest and give away...I dunno...something worth at least 5 or even 10 dollars.

If you want, you can also send ideas to theblog@gamecrashers.net

And please, for the love of god come up with something better than my example. I know you have it in you.

Rob

[Artifact911]

"Best Breast Animation"

"Best and Worst Video Game Ending" *Spoilers Ahoy* :P

"Best or Worst Product Placement"

"Best Easter Egg"

"Most unnecessary Wii Game"

"Most Over Hyped Game"

"Most Unexpected Hit"

"Best Zombie Eating Human Flesh Scene"

"Funniest Cinematic"

"Funniest Youtube Game Glitch"

[Rebelj12a]

Anal Seepage of the Year

Gut Hurt of the Year

The odd pain at the lower left of your jaw (TOPATLLOYJ) game of the year.

Questionably Lumpy and Sour Game of the year.

Ouch! I broke my Hip Game of the Year

The Inner Masochist Game of the Year

This game of the year killed a kitten.

A Strange and Gooey Game of the Year

Your Mothers Game of the Year

Freuds Game of the Year

[DarkSideRob]

Come on...
keep em coming - these are great!

[Tears of Ash]

Best use of breaking the 4th wall in a video game.
Deathtime achievement award (worst game of all time)
Best Rape Simulator
Best Font
Most Creative Use of Mustache
Sexiest Androids
Best Use of Bullet-Time
Most Likely To Give Children (and grown men) Nightmares
Best Teaser Trailer, But With Terrible Game
Best Torture Scene
Most Creative Use of a Tentacle
FPS with Least Amount of Attention to Single Player Mode
Best Costume that Would Make Lady Gaga Roll in Her Grave
Most Realistic Depiction of Satan
Best Strip-Mahjong Game

they aren't wacky, but that's all I could think of.

[DarkSideRob]

tears, you are my hero.
those are brilliant!

[Raonak]

worst dialogue of the year.
longest cutscene of the year.
cheapest deaths of the year.
easiest boss of the year.
best intro cutscene of the year
best title screen of the year

worst/best box art of the year
the 'big rigs' most misleading box art of the year

[gamers542]

The "It's the best game I've ever played" award.
The "We played that. What were we thinking?" award

[Rebelj12a]

Did I Just Get Stabbed?
Questionable Protagonist
Best with a Shot of Whiskey
My head hurts and my nose is bleeding, what happened?
Unintelligible Mush Award
Who's Bear was that?
You just got ran over by a Segway. (i mean really the most undignified way to get run over.)
My eyes are bleeding, and thats a good thing Award
Time for a Tetanus Shot

[DarkSideRob]

Originally Posted by Rebelj12a

Did I Just Get Stabbed?

This one made me laugh out loud.

Most Unreasonable Request in a game
Most Disturbing Game...Period
Worst Game Built around a Marketing Ploy
Best Death Animations
Ugliest Game Ever Made
Best game on Drugs
Best/Worst in-game glitch
Ugliest Characters in a Game
Most Frustrating Game
Least likely to Succeed in 2010
Least likely to get a sequel
Most likely to cause your heart to explode

And last but not least

The Best/Worst video game decisions of 2009!