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01-24-2008, 04:09 PM
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Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
From Game Daily 10. Bob from the Tekken Series
Bob can probably kick your ass in a fight, but come on. If the bright red shirt covering the gigantic frame isn't insulting enough, he also has a bleach blonde mop on his head.
Source: Namco
9. Brumak from Gears of War
Brumak has a face only a mother could love, and we're not sure if its mother's around to love it. Its glowing ten-plus eyes and snarling smile add to the terror as it stomps towards you with machine guns and a hungry appetite.
Source: Microsoft
8. Abobo from Double Dragon
Abobo fell off the ugly train back in the 80s and he's stumbled ever since. His body is acceptable (although his legs are a bit bonier than expected), but what's with his face? It's as if Taito scrunched it together in an attempt to make him look disgruntled.
Source: Taito
7. Wario from Various Nintendo Games
Yes, Wario made the list. Just look at him. That snarling smile of his, that twisted Rollie Fingers-ish mustache from hell and that Goodwill-supported wardrobe – he's just too ugly to ignore. If that wasn't enough, he also fights dirty– wait until he unleashes his super-fart in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Source: Nintendo
6. Tingle from Various Nintendo Games
Another Nintendo character that's been hit with the ugly stick multiple times is The Legend of Zelda's nosy fairy. We call him nosy because...well, just look at that schnozz of his. If that's not enough, his whole face looks out of place.
Source: Nintendo
5. Yan from Giants: Citizen Kabuto
Planet Moon set out to create something vastly different a few years back with Giants, and it did just that. However, in the process, it also created Yan, a complete abomination in character design. One look at this guy's big, balding noggin and you'll run for cover.
Source: Interplay
4. Abe from the Oddworld Series
Good ol' Abe. He's noble, quick-minded and eager to help his fellow civilization, but the dude has yet to book an appointment with a beautician. His freaky hairstyle, bug-eyed expression and weird nose piercing are more than enough to put him on the ugly list.
Source: Microsoft
3. Baraka from the Mortal Kombat Series
Question – how in the heck does Baraka eat with that mouth of his? Our guess is that he has to chew his food VERY carefully, and if he chews gum or taffy, it takes forever to get it out. No matter – as tough as this Mortal Kombat superstar is, he just can't account for his lack of anything handsome.
Source: Midway
2. Voldo from the Soul Calibur Series
Voldo is a one-man freak show, plain and simple. His limber fighting style is one that can't be ignored, as he bends and swings his hand blades very stylishly. However, his lack of clothes put him near the very top of the ugly list.
Source: Namco
1. Nemesis from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
Finally, there's the king of the ugly people, the one man – or thing – that sinks below all others when it comes to being downright awful looking. Nemesis takes the cake, the appetizer and the whole entire menu. His stitched up face, big toothy grin and slithering tentacles make him the least likely person you'd want to date, even if you were blind.
By Robert Workman
Source: Capcom
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01-24-2008, 05:10 PM
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Re: Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
What about Dr. Robotnik?? Or Gorro?
01-24-2008, 06:05 PM
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Re: Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
Abobo looks like Mr. T, or at least he does to me.
01-24-2008, 08:08 PM
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Re: Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
Quote:
Originally Posted by
AcesHigh291
Abobo looks like Mr. T, or at least he does to me.
I thought that too. I was like, I didn't know Mr. T starred in a game.
01-25-2008, 05:29 PM
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Re: Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
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Good ol' Abe. He's noble, quick-minded and eager to help his fellow civilization, but the dude has yet to book an appointment with a beautician. His freaky hairstyle, bug-eyed expression and weird nose piercing are more than enough to put him on the ugly list.
I call Shenanigans! Mr. Workman should actually try playing the games (or doing the tiniest amount of research) before he writes about the characters. Those are cross-stitches in Abe's lips, not nose piercings... From the official website:
Quote:
Physical Traits
Abe is skinny, his skin is blue, and he wears a loin cloth. His lips have been sewn shut since birth and he sports some fantastic tattoos. These tattoos seem to have a life of their own because they grow and expand on him over time. He has acquired most of his tattoos from various mystical trials that he has been challenged by. Spirit guides had empowered him with additional tattoos to aid him in achieving their interests.
Sorry to nitpick, but this irritated me for some reason.
01-25-2008, 06:52 PM
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Re: Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
It's ok Ken, all right, aaall right let's get you back in your chair. Remember what happened last time you woke up? Yes, those children will never see their cat again will they? No..
Btw, Abe is cute!
01-25-2008, 08:53 PM
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Re: Top 10 Ugliest Game Characters
how about the little girl from F.E.A.R. no, not at the beginning, i mean "project origin".
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m7KM_XHgTpU
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